About 28 years ago, I was looking for a new winter coat or outdoor jacket. I knew that it had to be warm and have pockets both inside and outside the garment. One Saturday afternoon, I entered a clothing shop on London’s Oxford Street. A well-dressed male shop assistant politely listened to me explaining what I was seeking. He thought for a moment before saying:
“I know exactly what you need, sir”
“What?” I asked.
“What you need is a Dannimac.”
“I see,” I replied, not knowing what he was talking about.
“But, there’s only one problem, sir.”
“Yes. What?” I enquired.
“Well, sir, they don’t make them any more.”
I left the shop amused but without having purchased a coat.
Some months later, I was in New York City, still not having acquired the coat of my dreams. As prices seemed very reasonable in Manhattan, I decided to search for my coat there. I entered a shop that seemed well-stocked but not at the high end of the market, and then explained my requirements. When I mentioned the inside pockets, the chatty salesman interrupted me, saying:
“Inside pockets? Why do you need those? Are you some kind of private detective or maybe you’re a secret agent.”
I was not sure how to answer that, but I went away having bought a superb jacket that fulfilled all of my criteria. That puffy jacket with its inside and outside pockets and brilliant insulation served me well for over 20 years. It showed little sign of wear and tear despite much use. However global warming, and trips to the tropics during winter have rendered it obsolete. I have given it away.